Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Stewie’s Advice For Seth McFarlane When Hosting The Oscars

1)      “If ‘Ted’ wins for Best Picture, make sure you- ha ha, just kidding!”

2)      “When you first come out, make sure you wear a name tag.  No one over 40 knows who you are.”

3)      “Let Nick Nolte sniff your hand before you try to touch him.”

4)      “Wear a black ribbon in memory of all the other ribbons.”

5)      “Say we need to find a cure for some fake disease and see if anyone claps.”

6)      “Chris Rock, David Letterman, Anne Hathaway, James Franco, and Hugh Jackman are all trained performers.  But I’m sure you’ll do great.”

     (From Entertainment Weekly, 22 Feb 2013)

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