Monday, December 11, 2017

Movie Review Haiku

Roman J. Isreal, ESQ
Principled lawyer
Sacrificed career then soul
Goes unrewarded


Murder On The Orient Express
A graphic murder
Glamourous suspects onboard
More screen time needed


Thor: Ragnorak
Two dumb superheroes
The universe in their hands
Amusingly, it works


3 Billboards Outside Ebbings, Missouri
Dormant murder case
None then multiple suspects
No one goes unscathed


Baywatch
Lifeguard characters
Acting dumber than you’d think
Waste of my brain cells


Logan
Scariest hero
Made even guys sorta cry  
In modern Western


Justice League
So many heroes
Same standard plot, fights, ending
Should copy Marvel


Baby Driver
Action musical
Baby: good anti-hero.
Love beats all, even psychos?


Wrecking Crew (Documentary)
Session musicians
Played on half of 60’s hits
Best “band” ever


John Wick 2
Keanu, bad actor,
Plays silent, lethal hitman.
Great action movie


This next one I haven't seen yet since it doesn't come out until the 22nd but this is the Haiku review I'm hoping I will be able write:

Pitch Perfect 3
Charming first movie
Underwhelming second one
This ends with aplomb?







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